No, wait. That never happened.
My name is Kate, but that doesn't really matter since no one reads this anyway. [Kudos to you if you are because that means you've stuck around long enough not to hate my guts on the premise that I'm not funny and commonly misuse words like 'premise'.]
There is no adequate way to describe me as a person. I'd have to make up a word because I'm so awesome the English language can't possibly hope to measure up. [Note the sarcasm, if you please. I'm not normally that arrogant, only when I'm wearing a violently pink wig.]
I have blonde hair. This is an excuse for any failure you might witness in the future... or at least I wish it would be an excuse.
I look like this:
That charming child in the background is my kid sister.
I like to write about things, mostly stupid things that happen to me and books that made my brain go, "Whooooooa!"
Yeah, that's all I got. The rest you get to figure out on your own.
Peace off.
